Bathing Suits are the worst invention ever!?

You could always get a tankini and buy a cute little wrap around skirt to go with is over top of the bottoms. You might not feel "half dressed" then. They have some that are a sheer fabric so you can see through them or they have ones that are thickers so that it covers up more. Some tie up on the side by your hip and other have elastic waist. I hate one piece bathing suits too! And there is NO way I am getting in a bikini until I lose 20 pounds. After having a baby my body isn't as nice as it used to be. I have found a happy medium with tankini's, but I don't feel "half dressed". I think the wrap around may solve your problem!